David Wilson’s Dead The Grey Horde gathers on green, grassy field Come to witness the Young Pretender yield A pale, autumnal sun casts shadows long Their Champion prepares amidst the throng There, ‘cross the field, the Challenger beckons Whilst the King takes counsel from his Seconds On every chest a crest of Black and Gold And blood will spill before the day grows old The crowd step back, the battle stage revealed Step forth, without weapon, armour or shield They dodge and parry, no advantage found Then the King is struck, he stumbles, gives ground His rival drives forth, no mercy he shows Unleashing blow, after blow, after blow Without a word, the Monarch surrenders And cedes his throne to the Young Pretender His loyal subjects gather round, “Arise!” They cry, to no avail, for still he lies In panic they scatter and chance to find An elder of stature, with calm, sound mind They tug at her skirt and try to make heard, They clamour, they cry “David Wilson’s Dead!” She turns with rolling eyes and patient sigh, With kindness, stoops to meet the children’s eyes “Calm down Boys, now tell me… one at a time,” Like a classroom greeting, their voices chime in practiced rhythm like a scripture read as one voice, “Please Miss, David Wilson’s dead.” NB David Wilson is not dead, the last I heard he still lives in Dumbarton where he runs a small business.